点评:This pointless feudal anachronism is an example of extractive monopolistic privilege that still hangs on despite lacking any common-sense justification.
The fact that the Swinford bridge is one of the few places in the vicinity of Oxford where it is possible to cross the Thames enables the current owner to base his business model on extorting cash from motorists by continuing a mediEVIL rent-seeking practice only made possible by an ancient act of Parliament that is just begging to be repealed.
Specifically, he employs a handful of insolent or surly teenagers to sit in a t(r)oll booth on the bridge and dun unsuspecting motorists for cash. These specimens care nothing for the frustrations of queuing motorists, each of whom is forced to pointlessly sit for tens of minutes during peak hours, having their time unproductively wasted as they creep forward in fits and starts through a thickening fog of exhaust fumes that poisons the air for drivers and t(r)ollbooth lurkers alike while being compelled to wait their turn to deposit their pathetic, tiny 5 pence coin into the clutches of the extortionists.
As if this endless queuing to deposit negligible sums was not already bad enough, the only type of payment accepted is today's anachronism in this era of smartphone wallets and cashless apps – the physical coin.
I wish all motorists would do as I do, namely ignore the lurking pests in their booths and simply drive past them. They have no effective enforcement mechanism against refusenik motorists, and the sums claimed would be so small that the cost of attempting to recover them in the courts would be grossly disproportionate in terms of the time, effort and self-exposure to public ridicule that would be required when trying to do so.
翻译:这种毫无意义的封建时代遗留物,正是那种毫无常识依据却依然存在的掠夺性垄断特权的典型例子。
斯温福德桥是牛津周边少数几个可以横跨泰晤士河的地点之一,这一事实使得当前的桥主得以凭借一项早已该被废除的议会法令,延续其那种中世纪的寻租行为,从而向驾车者敲诈钱财,并以此作为自己的商业模式。具体来说,他雇佣了几名傲慢无礼或脾气暴躁的青少年,让他们坐在桥上的收费亭里,向毫无防备的司机索要现金。这些家伙根本不在乎排队的司机们有多烦躁——在高峰时段,每位司机都不得不毫无意义地干坐上几十分钟。他们的时间被毫无产出地浪费掉——在越来越浓密的尾气雾中时断时续地缓慢前行。这些尾气污染了空气,对司机和那些守在收费亭旁的人危害极大;同时他们还不得不排队等候,就为了把那可怜又微不足道的5便士硬币交到那些敲竹杠的收费员手里。
而这没完没了的排队行为,仅仅是为了缴纳这点微不足道的费用而已,情况似乎已经够糟糕了……唯一被接受的付款方式,就是在智能手机钱包和无现金支付应用盛行的今天显得不合时宜的实物硬币。
我希望所有司机都能效仿我:无视那些守在收费亭旁的“讨债人”,直接驾车离去。他们对拒不付款的司机并无有效的执法手段,而且索要的金额也少得可怜,以至于通过法律途径来追回这些款项所耗费的时间和成本显然得不偿失。试图这么做所需要付出的努力,以及可能面临的被公众嘲笑的风险。