点评:Nolan’s was more than I expected. A sitting room, a bar, cigar sales, huge humidor… impressive! We walked in from the parking lot side east door. Right away, you knew you were in a cigar bar, you could smell it. The lights were dim in a sitting room to the left, and further back was the bar area. Cozy. Comfortable. Several people were here enjoying the atmosphere. Towards the front, take a look around the walk-in humidor and browse the amazing cigar choices. Don’t make any rash decisions on your purchases. Staff is very helpful in finding a cigar that is right for you. I know this… I need to come back and spend more time here.
I cracked a cheap cigar joke with one of the employees and he gave a slight grin, he might have even rolled his eyes. At that point, I realized that my joke was not that funny and told him I’m sure he’s heard that dumb joke before. He told me he hears it at least once a day, and he has worked here for years. The joke… while standing in the amazing humidor surrounded by hundreds of incredible cigars, I jokingly asked… “Where are the Swisher Sweets!” The employee quickly realized I was joking and he told me… “There are many people that come in here and ask that as a serious question.” What?!? Seriously?
There! You’ve been warned. Swisher Sweets are NOT sold here. Don’t ask. Do yourself a favor and ask for any recommendations that the employees are willing to share. I’m sure you will be happy that you did.
翻译:诺兰雪茄吧超出了我的预期。这里有休息室、酒吧,还出售雪茄,更有一个超大的恒温保湿柜……真是令人印象深刻!我们从停车场一侧的东门走进去。刚进门就能感觉到自己身处一家雪茄吧,因为空气中弥漫着雪茄的香气。左侧的休息室里灯光较暗,再往里走就是酒吧区。环境温馨又舒适,有不少人正在这里享受着这种氛围。走到前面,可以参观一下那个大型恒温保湿柜,挑选各种精美的雪茄哦。切勿草率做出购买决定。店员们非常乐于帮助顾客挑选出最适合自己的雪茄。我深有体会……我以后一定要再来,在这里多待一会儿。
我和一位店员开了个关于廉价雪茄的玩笑,他微微一笑,甚至还翻了个白眼。就在那时,我意识到自己的笑话其实并不好笑,于是对他说,我敢肯定他以前也听过这种无聊的笑话。他告诉我,这种笑话他每天至少能听到一次,而且他在这里工作多年了。那个笑话是这样的……当我站在那个摆满数百支顶级雪茄的雪茄柜前时,我开玩笑地问道:“Swisher Sweets雪茄在哪里呀?”店员立刻意识到我在开玩笑,便对我说:“有很多人真的会把这个问题当真来问呢。”什么?!真的吗?
好了!现在提醒您了:这里不售卖Swisher Sweets雪茄。千万别问哦。为了您自己好,还是请店员为您推荐一些其他不错的雪茄吧。我确信你会为自己做了这件事而感到高兴。