点评:Going to this spa is like going from the Four Seasons Hotel to Poppy's Bed & Breakfast.
With all due respect but CHF 450 (Eur 500) for a couple for 2 hours in a smelly (not good smelly) shabby Bora Bora style room with a tiny plastic jacuzzi, a smelly cold Hammam and a sauna at 60 degrees, then going to have massage via an industrial cold elevator to a room bright lit room without music, next to the train rail, on a collection of small thin towels we use to do dishes with, with oil that came out of a deep-fry pan without any smell...No matter how good your masseuse... it is impossible to enjoy
Having to rent for CHF 12 two bathrobes with plastic slippers...
We are used to 5 star hotel spa's where for the same money you get 5 star experiences. The only stars I saw here were the fake stars in the ceiling of the shabby room.
We wanted to try this one due to the good reviews which were either written by homeless people from Birmingham on a Red Cross sponsored health trip or written by bots as I cannot believe people believe what they write here
A cold hard 1-star (as 0-stars are not available) from us
翻译:去这家水疗中心就像从四季酒店去了波比民宿。
恕我直言,450瑞士法郎(500欧元)的价格,两个人只能在一个散发着难闻气味(而且不是那种令人愉悦的气味)的破旧波拉波拉风格房间里待两个小时,房间里只有一个小小的塑料按摩浴缸、一个散发着异味的冷水土耳其浴室和一个60度的桑拿房。然后,你还要乘坐冷气十足的工业电梯,前往一个灯光明亮却没有音乐的房间,房间就在铁轨旁边,用几条我们洗碗用的薄毛巾敷在身上,用的油是从一口毫无香味的深锅里倒出来的……无论你的按摩师技术多么高超……你都无法享受其中。
还要花12瑞士法郎租两件浴袍和塑料拖鞋……
我们习惯了五星级酒店的水疗中心,同样的价钱就能享受到五星级的体验。在这里,我唯一看到的“星星”就是破旧房间天花板上那些假星星。
我们想试试这家,因为上面评价很好,但这些评价要么是伯明翰的流浪汉参加红十字会赞助的健康之旅时写的,要么就是机器人写的,因为我实在无法相信有人会相信这里写的东西。
我们只能给它一颗星(因为没有零星可选)。