点评:Capri
Salvatore is an awful human being
Hi travellers! Hope you are enjoying your visit or you had a beautiful experience, unlike me and my fiancé.
Please watch out the old weasel named Salvatore (Salvio).
Approximately 1.80cm (5.8), 90kg, white hair usually wears a flatcap and has a small Italian moustache. Makes silly boomer's jokes (e.g. about Berlusconi, "we're going to bounga-bounga island", makes you act like a gorilla if you're a man Infront of the gorilla-shaped islet etc.) Pigeon English.
He acts friendly and all, but like most of the locals they just look at your pocket and nothing else. Here's our awful experience with him:
1. Tricks you to believe that his tickets includes the cable car at Capri when obviously it doesn't. The stuff at the entrance where they sell tickets, laughed at us together with him when they heard what he told us, and that's behind our backs. I saw the wink sign he made but let it slip as he's an old f*rt.
2. At AnaCapri he leads you to the most awful restaurant to eat. Thank God we didn't lose any time there as he doesn't give you time to explore and he's at constant move.
3. I left my selfie stick on the boat bringing us to the Island ️ and begged him to call the captain but for some reason never wanted to pick up his phone till it was too late and when he did, he acted like I was the idiot that I forgot something.
4. At the top of Capri he offers you 1ml. of limoncello at a nearby shop, and it is acting like he offered you "the big life". Of course we refused kindly. But he stood at the entrance like he wanted from us to buy something from that shop.
Hope you never meet him again, you guys too.
翻译:卡普里
萨尔瓦托是一个可怕的人
旅客们好!希望您的访问愉快,或者您有一个美好的经历,不像我和我的未婚夫。
请小心这只名叫萨尔瓦托(萨尔维奥)的老黄鼠狼。
身高约1.80厘米(5.8),体重90公斤,白发,通常戴着平顶帽,留着意大利小胡子。开一些愚蠢的婴儿潮一代的笑话(例如关于贝卢斯科尼,“我们要去邦加邦加岛”,如果你是一个男人,在大猩猩形状的小岛面前让你表现得像个大猩猩等等)鸽子英语。
他表现得很友好,但像大多数当地人一样,他们只看你的口袋,不看别的。这是我们与他的可怕经历:
1. 欺骗你相信他的门票包含卡普里岛的缆车,但实际上并不包含。门口卖票的那些人听了他的话,就和他一起嘲笑我们,而且是在背后嘲笑我们。我看到了他做出的眨眼动作,但因为他是个老混蛋,所以就让它溜走了。
2. 在AnaCapri,他会带你去最糟糕的餐厅吃饭。感谢上帝,我们没有在那里浪费任何时间,因为他没有给你时间去探索,而且他一直在移动。
3. 我把自拍杆留在了带我们去岛上的船上️,并恳求他给船长打电话,但出于某种原因我一直不想拿起他的电话,直到为时已晚,当他拿起电话时,他表现得好像我就是船长一样白痴我忘了什么。
4. 在卡普里岛顶部,他为您提供 1 毫升。在附近的一家商店里喝柠檬酒,就好像他向你提供了“美好的生活”。我们当然善意地拒绝了。但他站在门口,好像要我们从那家商店买东西。
希望你们再也见不到他了,你们也一样。