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点评：Utterly mediocre experience in a lovely setting, so poor I actually felt a pang of empathy for all involved.
Tales after Dark made very generous use of the term "live music" to describe an old bloke with an MP3 player and, in his defence, good taste in Cuban music.
Perhaps I shouldn't have said "no rush" when asking for the bill although it is hard to grasp why we were left to stare at the (quite nice) walls with a tissue and a glass of tap water for half an hour before going to the bar to pay ourselves.
As I paid the bill I was asked how it was, "perfect" I replied. Our waiter could have presented his own excrement sprinkled with cress in one of the tiny ramekins and I'd have said the same thing, it's just the sort of bloke I am.
In fact, I'm so diplomatic that I did a quick google search to check whether old potatoes were traditional for patatas bravas, they are not.
The most entertaining thing I saw that evening was the crack of a bloke with his shorts too low on the way into costcutter to buy a more substantial dinner.
It is 8:45pm. I thought I'd still be in the restaurant soaking in the atmosphere but instead I am at home waiting for a frozen pizza to cook and justifying my expenditure by laughing at my own jokes.
Tales after Dark made very generous use of the term "live music" to describe an old bloke with an MP3 player and, in his defence, good taste in Cuban music.
Perhaps I shouldn't have said "no rush" when asking for the bill although it is hard to grasp why we were left to stare at the (quite nice) walls with a tissue and a glass of tap water for half an hour before going to the bar to pay ourselves.
As I paid the bill I was asked how it was, "perfect" I replied. Our waiter could have presented his own excrement sprinkled with cress in one of the tiny ramekins and I'd have said the same thing, it's just the sort of bloke I am.
In fact, I'm so diplomatic that I did a quick google search to check whether old potatoes were traditional for patatas bravas, they are not.
The most entertaining thing I saw that evening was the crack of a bloke with his shorts too low on the way into costcutter to buy a more substantial dinner.
It is 8:45pm. I thought I'd still be in the restaurant soaking in the atmosphere but instead I am at home waiting for a frozen pizza to cook and justifying my expenditure by laughing at my own jokes.
翻译：在如此优美的环境中，却体验到如此平庸的用餐经历，糟糕到我甚至对所有参与者都感到一丝同情。
“夜幕降临”酒吧（Tales after Dark）用“现场音乐”来形容一位带着MP3播放器的老头，真是用词不当，不过平心而论，他倒是挺懂古巴音乐的。
也许我不该在结账时说“不着急”，尽管我实在难以理解，为什么我们只能拿着纸巾和一杯自来水，对着（还算不错的）墙壁发呆半个小时，最后才去吧台自己付账。
付账时，服务员问我用餐体验如何，我回答说“完美”。就算服务员端上来的是他自己的粪便，撒上一些水芹，放在一个小烤碗里，我也会这么说，我就是这么个人。
事实上，我这个人很会说话，所以我还特意谷歌了一下，看看土豆条（patatas bravas）是不是用老土豆做的，结果发现并不是。
那天晚上我看到最搞笑的事，是一个家伙短裤拉得太低，正要去Costcutter买顿像样的晚餐，结果被人看到了。
现在是晚上8点45分。我本来以为自己还在餐厅里享受气氛，结果却在家等着冷冻披萨烤好，一边自娱自乐地讲笑话，一边安慰自己这顿饭花得值。
“夜幕降临”酒吧（Tales after Dark）用“现场音乐”来形容一位带着MP3播放器的老头，真是用词不当，不过平心而论，他倒是挺懂古巴音乐的。
也许我不该在结账时说“不着急”，尽管我实在难以理解，为什么我们只能拿着纸巾和一杯自来水，对着（还算不错的）墙壁发呆半个小时，最后才去吧台自己付账。
付账时，服务员问我用餐体验如何，我回答说“完美”。就算服务员端上来的是他自己的粪便，撒上一些水芹，放在一个小烤碗里，我也会这么说，我就是这么个人。
事实上，我这个人很会说话，所以我还特意谷歌了一下，看看土豆条（patatas bravas）是不是用老土豆做的，结果发现并不是。
那天晚上我看到最搞笑的事，是一个家伙短裤拉得太低，正要去Costcutter买顿像样的晚餐，结果被人看到了。
现在是晚上8点45分。我本来以为自己还在餐厅里享受气氛，结果却在家等着冷冻披萨烤好，一边自娱自乐地讲笑话，一边安慰自己这顿饭花得值。
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