点评:Where to begin?!!
Let me start by saying I will never set foot in this place again.
On arrival at a very late opening time of 11am you are greeted by 2 huge queues with no indication of where to stand. Finally a member of staff appears and barks orders of which line to be in (we were in online queue) Get use to being ordered about by the staff as they are all as rude and intolerant as each other right across the park. Finally after 20 minutes we get in to then hire a shoe box locker for 5 euros. Next is the queue to hire the pink floats - yes you heard right - on top of the exorbitant entrance fee they now want more money to hire the equipment you need to use the slides which anywhere else is included in the entrance fee. We go past this as we think we will use the free yellow or blue floats but there is an issue - they have deliberately reduced the number if these so that you have to queue for ages to get a float to then have to queue again to use the slide. Reluctantly we hire a 3 person float and me and the kids go on the slides. Initially they are great fun but it soon becomes apparent that the staff don't like you to have fun and you soon realise that if you don't stand in the correct place or try to get on the slide too soon they have a go at you either by blowing their little whistles or shouting their orders. When you finally get to bottom of the slide you must ensure you get out quickly or you are whistled or shouted at again. When my little 8 year old boy was flipped over at the bottom of the slide and I tried to help him the anti fun police staff whistled and shouted at me to leave him be as I was not vacating the pool quick enough. Next was when my wife and daughter decided to use the 3 ring floaty we hired on the slide only to be turned away at the top after queuing for over 15 minutes as you can't have 2 people on a 3 ring floaty - go figure?!
Lunch time next so we go to restaurant ehere all the menu is the meals in pictures above the counter and order kids meals then try to order the cheese burger for me and the wife only to be told that even though the picture of the cheese burger meal was right by the picture of the kids meal we had to go to the bar to get the cheese burger. So now we had to queue for the kids meal and then queue again in a seperate area for the burger meal even though its all cooked in the same kitchen! On ordering the cheeseburger meal I was informed it doesn't come with cheese as that would be extra - I pointed out to him that the picture clearly shows cheese on the burger and after much muttering in Spanish he relented and included the cheese. The meal was bland with overcooked kids nuggets but it filled us up.
Next up after lunch me and my daughter wanted to go on a slide together but we had to queue for the free rings, 1 single one came after a few mins so I grabbed it and then Mt daughter waited for another one.However the staff member didn't like me waiting and barked at me to go up onto slide, even though I explained I was waiting with my 10 year old daughter for another (free and restricted in number) ring she was adamant that I moved away or give up my ring that I had queued patiently for. Eventually while the argument between me and her ensued my daughter got a ring and the problem disappeared (apart from the bad feeling it had created).
I then decided to lie on the sunbed we got earlier while the rest of family went on the slide together. The attendant came over for the 9.7 euros fee for the sunbed hire ! As I had spent all my change on all the extras I only had 9.6 euros as the rest was in the locker. The attendant wasn't in charitable mood and rather than letting me off the 19 cents (about 8 pence!) demanded that I remove my stuff from one sunbed rather than come back later when I would of gone to locker to get some more money. I then had enough to hire one sunbed.
The rest of the day was spent on the wave machine pool (waves on 1 per hour for about 3 mins) or on the slides. The staff were still shouting every time you didn't get out of the pool quick enough or dared to stand on the white line by the edge of the pool exit for more than 1 second.
We'd had enough by 5 pm and decided to leave. On way out my 8 year old son stood by a little statue of a water drop at the entrance and asked if I'd take his picture - the second I aimed my camera phone at my son a staff member came running across shouting and demanding me to not take a picture waving his hands furiously in front of the lense. I did manage to get a pic of my son but the man's arm was also in middle of it. It turns out they want to extract more money from you by charging for a picture in front of their little statue!
By now I'd had enough and finally I decided to let him know exactly what I thought of his silly little rules and water park. Never again will we go to this rip off of a place with stupid rules and arrogant staff. It is truly the Ryana*r of water parks
To its credit the few slides they had were OK even though they were nearly all 24 years old (as shown in their own pictures at the entrance).
翻译:从哪里开始?
首先我要说的是我再也不会踏足这个地方了。
当你到达时,营业时间已经很晚了,上午 11 点,迎接你的是 2 条巨大的队列,而且没有任何指示可以站在哪里。最后,一名工作人员出现并大声命令要排队(我们在网上排队)习惯被工作人员命令,因为他们都像公园对面的其他人一样粗鲁和不宽容。 20分钟后我们终于进去了,然后花5欧元租了一个鞋盒储物柜。接下来是租用粉红色花车的队列 - 是的,你没听错 - 除了高昂的入场费之外,他们现在还想要更多的钱来租用使用滑梯所需的设备,而其他任何地方都包含在入场费中。我们跳过这个,因为我们认为我们将使用免费的黄色或蓝色花车,但有一个问题 - 他们故意减少了这些花车的数量,这样你就必须排队很长时间才能获得花车,然后必须再次排队才能使用幻灯片。我们很不情愿地雇了一个 3 人的花车,我和孩子们去滑滑梯。最初他们很有趣,但很快就会发现工作人员不喜欢你玩得开心,你很快就会意识到,如果你没有站在正确的位置或太早尝试上滑梯,他们就会尝试你要么吹他们的小口哨,要么喊他们的命令。当您最终到达滑梯底部时,您必须确保快速退出,否则您会再次被吹口哨或大喊大叫。当我 8 岁的小男孩在滑梯底部被翻倒时,我试图帮助他,反娱乐警察吹口哨并对我大喊让我离开他,因为我没有足够快地离开游泳池。接下来是当我的妻子和女儿决定使用我们在滑梯上租用的 3 环浮体时,结果在排队超过 15 分钟后在顶部被拒绝,因为你不能让 2 个人乘坐 3 环浮体 - 想想看? !
接下来的午餐时间,所以我们去餐厅,这里所有的菜单都是柜台上方图片中的餐点,并点了儿童餐,然后尝试为我和妻子点芝士汉堡,却被告知即使芝士汉堡餐的图片就在儿童餐的照片上,我们不得不去酒吧买芝士汉堡。所以现在我们不得不排队吃儿童餐,然后在一个单独的区域再次排队吃汉堡餐,尽管它们都是在同一个厨房里煮的!在点了芝士汉堡餐时,我被告知它不包含奶酪,因为那会是额外的 - 我向他指出,图片清楚地显示了汉堡上的奶酪,在用西班牙语嘀咕了很多之后,他态度软化了,包括了奶酪。这顿饭很平淡,有煮过头的儿童炸块,但它让我们吃饱了。
接下来午餐后,我和我女儿想一起去滑滑梯,但我们不得不排队领取免费戒指,几分钟后就收到了一个,所以我抓住了它,然后山女儿等了另一个。但是工作人员不喜欢我等待,并对我吼叫让我上滑梯,尽管我解释说我正在和我 10 岁的女儿一起等待另一个(免费且数量有限)戒指,但她坚持要我搬走或放弃我的我耐心排队等待的铃声。最终,当我和她之间发生争执时,我女儿接到了电话,问题就消失了(除了它所产生的不好的感觉)。
然后我决定躺在我们之前准备的日光浴床上,而其他家人则一起去滑滑梯。服务员过来要了9.7欧元的日光浴床租用费!由于我已经把所有零钱都花在了所有额外费用上,所以我只带了 9.6 欧元,其余的都在储物柜里。服务员并没有仁慈的心情,并没有让我省下 19 美分(大约 8 便士!),而是要求我把我的东西从一张日光浴床上拿走,而不是等我去储物柜拿更多钱时再回来。然后我就足够租一张日光浴床了。
这一天剩下的时间都花在造波机泳池(每小时 1 次造浪,持续约 3 分钟)或滑梯上。每当你没有足够快地离开泳池或敢于站在泳池出口边缘的白线上超过1秒时,工作人员仍然会大喊大叫。
下午5点我们已经受够了,决定离开。出去的时候,我 8 岁的儿子站在入口处的一个小水滴雕像旁边,问我是否愿意给他拍照——当我用手机拍照时,一名工作人员跑过来大喊大叫并要求我拍照。为了不拍照,双手在镜头前疯狂挥舞。我确实拍到了我儿子的照片,但那个男人的手臂也在照片中间。原来他们想通过在他们的小雕像前拍照收费来从你身上榨取更多的钱!
现在我已经受够了,最后我决定让他确切地知道我对他愚蠢的小规则和水上乐园的看法。我们再也不会去这个有着愚蠢的规则和傲慢的员工的地方。 这确实是水上乐园中的 Ryana*r
值得称赞的是,尽管他们都快 24 岁了(正如入口处他们自己的照片所示),他们的几张幻灯片还是不错的。