点评:Dear ladies and gentlemen,
The pleasure of sweating my arse off could have been perfect and it surprised me that a renown place in zurich like your sauna by the lake, hadn’t heard if or come to the obvious conlusion of playing the song that is raging through all the other swiss saunas of the country.
I mean the view is breathtaking, the bistro is sweet, the whole place is clean but i cannot say it often enough on how much you and your guests would profit from the song:
Tsaona by Pengandzoke
The uplifting song that infuses the heart with pure joy, equanimity and peace, the song has health benefits to its name i swear!
Your guests will be able to endure the heat of the sauna far much easier thank heavens for the song that to the swiss germans ear may sound like to go I tsaona.
I beg you please, play the song, best would be the whole day on repeat.
When you play it and i am certain it will happen soon. Your Sauna will become the best in the whole of seitzerland.
Tsaona
翻译:尊敬的女士们、先生们:
在桑拿房里大汗淋漓的享受本该是极致的体验,但令我惊讶的是,像您位于湖畔的这家苏黎世知名桑拿房,竟然没听说过或想到要播放那首风靡瑞士其他桑拿房的歌曲。
我的意思是,这里的景色美得令人窒息,小酒馆也很棒,整个地方干净整洁,但我还是要反复强调,您和您的客人会多么受益于这首歌:
Tsaona,演唱者:Pengandzoke
这首振奋人心的歌曲能让人心旷神怡,充满喜悦、平静与安宁,我发誓,它对健康大有裨益!
感谢这首歌,您的客人将能更轻松地忍受桑拿房的高温,虽然在瑞士德语区听起来可能像是在说“去Tsaona”。
我恳请您播放这首歌,最好是循环播放一整天。
当你玩这个游戏的时候——我相信很快就会发生——你的桑拿房将会成为整个塞茨兰最好的桑拿房。
Tsaona