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Comedy “we don’t want visitors “ museum
Museo Lapidario Maffeiano的点评
点评：This museum very much reminded me of the Monty Python cheese shop sketch.
It’s obvious that the ladies on reception were making it as difficult as possible for anybody to visit the museum!
You enter the building through a large archway, and there’s a door on the left with a sign clearly stating “entrance” and “tickets”.
The door was sticking, very difficult to push open and made a huge, groaning noise – it doesn’t like being opened!
When I went in, they quickly explained that they couldn’t sell me a ticket and that I had to scan a QR code outside and book it online, or I could buy it at the Castel Vecchio site.
I was quickly bundled back out into the cold and spent about 20 minutes trying to buy the ticket online, all the while standing in the archway, which acted as a sort of cold wind tunnel.
Through grim determination, (The payment links crashed several times) I eventually purchased my €4 ticket and went back inside. They looked at it and then immediately sent me outside again to go and visit the stones in the ‘garden’ or courtyard.
A lot of these are very weathered or damaged and were purchased in the 18th century from Venetian collectors, so mainly came from former Venetian territories in the Peloponnese, Aegean islands and western Ionia.
Having completed that, I went back inside and was shown the way to the elevator, which accesses the first and second floors.
There are two small rooms of exhibits; one with Latin inscriptions and one in Greek.
Some of these are quite interesting and in better condition. One of the ladies had to leave her comfy seat in Reception to come upstairs and staff the gallery while I was viewing the exhibits.
When I got downstairs, a new gentleman had arrived on the staff and immediately enquired of the ladies whether I had visited the garden yet.
You’re not be surprised to learn that I was the only visitor there!
It’s obvious that the ladies on reception were making it as difficult as possible for anybody to visit the museum!
You enter the building through a large archway, and there’s a door on the left with a sign clearly stating “entrance” and “tickets”.
The door was sticking, very difficult to push open and made a huge, groaning noise – it doesn’t like being opened!
When I went in, they quickly explained that they couldn’t sell me a ticket and that I had to scan a QR code outside and book it online, or I could buy it at the Castel Vecchio site.
I was quickly bundled back out into the cold and spent about 20 minutes trying to buy the ticket online, all the while standing in the archway, which acted as a sort of cold wind tunnel.
Through grim determination, (The payment links crashed several times) I eventually purchased my €4 ticket and went back inside. They looked at it and then immediately sent me outside again to go and visit the stones in the ‘garden’ or courtyard.
A lot of these are very weathered or damaged and were purchased in the 18th century from Venetian collectors, so mainly came from former Venetian territories in the Peloponnese, Aegean islands and western Ionia.
Having completed that, I went back inside and was shown the way to the elevator, which accesses the first and second floors.
There are two small rooms of exhibits; one with Latin inscriptions and one in Greek.
Some of these are quite interesting and in better condition. One of the ladies had to leave her comfy seat in Reception to come upstairs and staff the gallery while I was viewing the exhibits.
When I got downstairs, a new gentleman had arrived on the staff and immediately enquired of the ladies whether I had visited the garden yet.
You’re not be surprised to learn that I was the only visitor there!
翻译：这家博物馆让我想起了蒙提·派森的奶酪店小品。
很明显，前台的女士们故意刁难游客，不让他们参观博物馆！
进入博物馆要穿过一个大拱门，左边有一扇门，门上清楚地写着“入口”和“门票”。
那扇门卡住了，很难推开，还发出巨大的吱嘎声——它似乎不喜欢被打开！
我进去后，她们很快解释说不能卖给我票，我必须扫描外面的二维码在线预订，或者在维奇奥城堡的网站上购买。
我很快就被赶回了寒风中，花了大约20分钟试图在线购票，而我全程都站在拱门里，那里就像一个冷风隧道。
凭借着坚定的决心（支付链接崩溃了好几次），我最终还是买了4欧元的门票，然后回到了博物馆里。他们看了看，然后立刻又让我出去参观“花园”或庭院里的石头。
这些石头大多风化严重或破损不堪，它们是18世纪从威尼斯收藏家手中购得的，主要来自伯罗奔尼撒半岛、爱琴海诸岛和爱奥尼亚西部的威尼斯旧领地。
参观完后，我回到室内，有人指引我去乘电梯，电梯可以通往一楼和二楼。
二楼有两个小型展厅，一个展厅里有拉丁文铭文，另一个展厅里有希腊文铭文。
其中一些展品相当有趣，保存状况也更好。在我参观展厅的时候，一位女士不得不离开接待处舒适的座位，上楼去照看展厅。
当我下楼时，一位新来的男士立刻询问女士们我是否已经参观过花园了。
你肯定不会惊讶，我是那里唯一的游客！
很明显，前台的女士们故意刁难游客，不让他们参观博物馆！
进入博物馆要穿过一个大拱门，左边有一扇门，门上清楚地写着“入口”和“门票”。
那扇门卡住了，很难推开，还发出巨大的吱嘎声——它似乎不喜欢被打开！
我进去后，她们很快解释说不能卖给我票，我必须扫描外面的二维码在线预订，或者在维奇奥城堡的网站上购买。
我很快就被赶回了寒风中，花了大约20分钟试图在线购票，而我全程都站在拱门里，那里就像一个冷风隧道。
凭借着坚定的决心（支付链接崩溃了好几次），我最终还是买了4欧元的门票，然后回到了博物馆里。他们看了看，然后立刻又让我出去参观“花园”或庭院里的石头。
这些石头大多风化严重或破损不堪，它们是18世纪从威尼斯收藏家手中购得的，主要来自伯罗奔尼撒半岛、爱琴海诸岛和爱奥尼亚西部的威尼斯旧领地。
参观完后，我回到室内，有人指引我去乘电梯，电梯可以通往一楼和二楼。
二楼有两个小型展厅，一个展厅里有拉丁文铭文，另一个展厅里有希腊文铭文。
其中一些展品相当有趣，保存状况也更好。在我参观展厅的时候，一位女士不得不离开接待处舒适的座位，上楼去照看展厅。
当我下楼时，一位新来的男士立刻询问女士们我是否已经参观过花园了。
你肯定不会惊讶，我是那里唯一的游客！
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