点评:Ice cream cruise:
Overpriced by far. Was disappointed with the ice cream options, only soda floats (orange, coke, root beer, strawberry (?)), and then store-bought ice cream sandwiches, drumsticks, and fruit bars. The floats are $4 each, and the others are $3 each, which is a pretty disappointing ripoff. The young woman who serves the ice cream is super rude, she acted like we were stupid when we asked what flavors of ice cream they had, and I heard her aggressively spell out a word letter by letter to the customer before me when he didn't understand what she was saying. The menu was silly and confusing, with random extra 3 spaces between some of the items and then no spaces between others, making it confusing if I was ordering a Lays Chips drumstick...? Or if those were just mistakenly crunched all together on the same line. I wish I had thought to take a picture so I could include it, it was actually comical how badly laid out it was, and it was only posted at the front of the line, so you had to decipher it on the spot while the rude young woman was waiting for you.
Finally, the captain was almost impossible to hear, they played weird tropical music through the whole cruise and his speaker was too quiet and staticky, so I caught almost none of the random facts he probably found during a 1 hour Google search session (i.e., his facts were less professional tour guide and more elementary school book report)
Told my girlfriend at the end I wish we had just picked up some Tillamook ice cream for $6 at QFC and then had a picnic for free at Gasworks park. This is what I recommend to anyone thinking about booking this cruise; trust me, you'll have a much better experience.
The one thing I will say that was positive is that the captain was friendly, he does take reservations on Saturdays, and it's a pretty easy process.
翻译:冰淇淋游轮:
到目前为止价格过高。对冰淇淋的选择感到失望,只有苏打水(橙子、可乐、根啤酒、草莓(?)),然后是商店购买的冰淇淋三明治、鸡腿和水果棒。花车每个 4 美元,其他花车每个 3 美元,这是一个非常令人失望的骗局。供应冰淇淋的年轻女士非常粗鲁,当我们问他们有什么口味的冰淇淋时,她表现得像我们一样愚蠢,我听到她在我面前的顾客没有时,她积极地一个字母一个字母地拼出一个单词'听不懂她在说什么。菜单愚蠢且令人困惑,一些项目之间随机额外有 3 个空格,然后其他项目之间没有空格,如果我订购 Lays Chips 鸡腿会让人感到困惑......?或者,如果这些只是错误地在同一条线上一起处理。我真希望我想拍张照片,这样我就可以把它包括在内,它的布局有多糟糕实际上很可笑,而且它只张贴在队伍的最前面,所以你必须在粗鲁的时候当场破译它年轻女子在等你。
最后,几乎听不到船长的声音,他们在整个巡航过程中都在播放奇怪的热带音乐,而且他的扬声器太安静和静电干扰,所以我几乎没有捕捉到他在 1 小时的谷歌搜索会话中可能发现的随机事实(即,他的事实是不太专业的导游和更多的小学读书报告)
最后告诉我的女朋友我希望我们刚刚在 QFC 以 6 美元的价格买了一些 Tillamook 冰淇淋,然后在 Gasworks 公园免费野餐。这是我向所有考虑预订此游轮的人推荐的;相信我,你会有更好的体验。
我要说的一件事是积极的,那就是船长很友好,他确实在星期六接受预订,这是一个非常简单的过程。