点评:I struggled writing this review. On the one hand the gym and associated facilities are amazing. Absolutely world class. Everything is clean, new and works perfectly. The service is good and there’s not a frayed wire or cracked bench seat to be seen. But you pay handsomely for it. A one week membership is currently IDR1,900,000 (about AU$188) which severely limits it those who are able to afford it. If my assessment was based on the quality of the gym and other amenities it would get five stars, despite the ridiculous cost. But the reality is a gym is more than the sum of its parts. It’s also about the “feel” of the place. And this place is cringey. The clientele are the young, beautiful, fit and seemingly rich westerners who currently inhabit Canggu in their droves. I overheard conversations about YouTube channels and influencer methodology a couple of times, and I suspect the majority are living in Bali and working in the “influencer” game or other “online” work. So, the density of pretense, Botox duck lips and sheer wankery at this place is approaching that of a neutron star (that’s a lot). In the final wash up I can’t recommend this place because it’s just not a good fit for me, but it might be for you. I suggest you strap on your duck lips and give it a one day trial before signing up for anything longer.
翻译:我写这篇评论费了好大劲。一方面,这家健身房和配套设施棒极了,绝对是世界一流。一切都干净整洁,崭新无比,运转良好。服务也很好,丝毫没有磨损的铁丝或破裂的长椅。但价格不菲。目前一周的会员费高达190万印尼盾(约合188澳元),这严重限制了那些负担得起的人。如果我的评价是基于健身房和其他设施的质量,它应该能打五星,尽管价格高得离谱。但现实是,健身房的价值远不止其各个部分的总和。它还关乎场所的“感觉”。而这家健身房让人感觉有些尴尬。顾客是那些年轻、漂亮、健康、看似富裕的西方人,他们目前成群结队地居住在仓古。我几次听到有人讨论YouTube频道和网红运营方法,我猜大多数人都住在巴厘岛,从事“网红”或其他“线上”工作。所以,这地方的虚伪、肉毒杆菌鸭嘴和纯粹的撸管密度简直堪比中子星(真是太多了)。总而言之,我不推荐这个地方,因为它不太适合我,但或许适合你。我建议你先装上鸭嘴,先体验一天,再考虑更长时间。