点评:I cannot understand why so many people are infatuated with this captain. He is nothing more than a drunkard and a failed actor who is lucky enough that his parents own the company and the boat he thinks he is performing on.
Beyond getting drunk to the point where he comes up to you and swears at you with "vaf*****lo," he calls you stupid, slow-witted, and much more simply because you do not speak Italian, do not sing along to his terrible songs, and do not laugh at his foolish and inappropriate jokes. On top of that, he even threatens to throw all your belongings into the water.
I understand that many Italians visit Sardinia, but not everyone understands Italian, and guests expect explanations in English, a common language used everywhere. If you want to speak non-stop and exclusively in Italian, state that clearly on the website so people know what to expect during the trip. Just because no theater or television network accepted you to sing or act on their stage does not mean I should have to endure your mediocrity and desire to perform on my money.
If you manage to survive 3 to 4 hours of auditory torture, the beaches and locations the boat takes you to are beautiful, but the overall experience is definitely not worth €260.
I hope the captain or whoever runs this company reads this, and I wish you a warm and cordial Vaf*****lo as well!
翻译:我实在无法理解为什么有那么多人迷恋这位船长。他不过是个酒鬼兼失败的演员罢了,只不过运气好,父母拥有那家公司以及那艘他自认为是在上面表演的船而已。
他喝得酩酊大醉后就会凑到你跟前,用“vaf*****lo”这类脏话骂你;仅仅因为你说不出意大利语、无法跟着他那些糟糕透顶的歌曲一起唱,他就会骂你愚蠢、头脑迟钝,甚至说更多难听的话。请不要嘲笑他那些愚蠢又不合时宜的笑话。不仅如此,他甚至威胁要把你所有的物品都扔进水里。
我知道有很多意大利人会去撒丁岛旅游,但并非所有人都懂意大利语,而游客们则期望能听到用英语进行的讲解——毕竟英语是世界通用语言。如果你希望全程只说意大利语,那就请在网站上明确说明,好让游客事先了解旅行期间的沟通情况。仅仅因为没有哪家剧院或电视网愿意让你在他们的舞台上唱歌或表演,并不意味着我就得忍受你的平庸表现,以及想靠我的钱来出风头的念头。
如果你能熬过3到4小时的“听觉折磨”,那么游船带你去的那些海滩和景点确实很美,但整体体验绝对不值260欧元的费用。
希望船长或这家公司的负责人能看到这段话。也祝你们有个温馨又愉快的Vaf*****lo之旅吧!