点评:We went last night on the opening day of 2026. They added a new house, which we didn’t even get to see because there simply wasn’t enough time.
The real trauma was the ridiculously long and boring queues. 45+ minutes for one attraction, standing between fences surrounded by containers, loud music and construction-site-style “decoration”. There were some masked people running around, but whenever they came close they were mostly just swearing and being annoying.
Inside, the attractions felt repetitive: dark container-style rooms, smoke, strobe lights, deafening noises and masked or painted people jumping out, screaming, swearing, insulting visitors and getting in your face.
Some rooms actually had the potential to be scary, but I was so prepared for another jump scare every few metres that I didn’t even have time to absorb the atmosphere or feel uneasy about anything.
Of course I jump when someone suddenly screams next to my ear because it’s REALLY damn loud. But after a while it’s just annoying.
The “acting” was especially cringe. Anyone can put on a mask and make-up and behave unhinged. Being rude, aggressive and shouting insults at visitors over and over again got old very quickly.
Apparently the eight attractions are supposed to have different stories, but we mostly came out wondering, “Okay… what was all that about?”
And depending on where you happened to be in the group, you’d either completely miss a jump scare because it happened behind you, or you’d be bombarded with them one after another.
Eight attractions, ridiculously long queues and basically variations of the same thing over and over again.
Crowded, repetitive, loud and hostile.
I could write a much longer list of what it lacked and all the ways it could be improved, but they are making enough money from it anyway, so why improve it when people keep coming?
At least this was my last visit and I’m officially cured of the FOMO. There’s nothing to miss out on.
翻译:我们昨晚在2026年的开放日去了那里。他们新建了一座游乐设施,但我们根本没来得及去看,因为时间实在不够。
真正让人崩溃的是那些长得离谱且无聊至极的排队队伍。为了玩一个项目就得排45分钟以上的队,我们只能站在围栏中间,周围是各种集装箱,还有嘈杂的音乐以及类似施工工地风格的“装饰”。有一些戴着面具的人在四处乱跑,但他们靠近时大多只是在骂骂咧咧、惹人厌烦罢了。
里面呢……这些游乐项目显得千篇一律:漆黑的、类似集装箱结构的房间、烟雾、频闪灯、震耳欲聋的噪音,还有戴着面具或化了妆的人突然跳出来,大喊大叫、骂骂咧咧、辱骂游客,甚至凑到游客面前。
有些房间其实有潜力营造出恐怖氛围,但由于我时刻提防着每隔几米就会出现的惊吓场景,根本无暇去感受气氛或产生任何不安感。当然,当有人突然在我耳边尖叫时我会吓一跳——因为声音实在太响了。但过一会儿就只觉得烦人了。
那些“表演”尤其让人尴尬。任何人都能戴上面具、化好妆,然后表现得疯疯癫癫。反复对游客无礼、咄咄逼人并骂个不停,这种做法很快就让人腻烦了。
据说这八个游乐项目应该各有不同的故事背景,但我们玩完后大多是一头雾水、百思不得其解。“好吧……刚才那都是什么情况?”
根据你在人群中所处的位置,你要么因为惊悚场面发生在身后而完全没注意到,要么就会接连遭遇多个惊悚瞬间。
总共八个游乐项目,排队队伍长得离谱,而且基本上都是千篇一律的内容反复出现。
拥挤、单调、嘈杂且令人不悦。
我可以列出一长串它所欠缺的方面以及诸多改进方式。不过他们反正也从中赚到了足够的钱,既然人们还是源源不断地光顾,又何必去改进呢?
至少这是我最后一次光临了,我算是彻底摆脱了“错失恐惧症”。其实也没什么值得错过的啦。