点评:I had the worst massage experience today. First and foremost, the place is very outdated - from locker rooms, lounge rooms, and massage rooms (the long hall looks like something out of a horror movie).
I bought a Flow 60 mins massage and my experience was really bad. I have never written a review on anything before but I can not hold in my anger. I paid $240 for this massage, and what I got for this money was awful. Besides the fact that the room was creepy looking and pieces of plaster from the ceiling were crumbled on the floor, my masseuse was very unprofessional. I saw her pack of Marlboro on the table when I entered the room, and she was obviously sick - she had a stuffed nose and was coughing throughout my 60 mins of torture. She was making passive-aggressive comments and throwing my limbs around as if she was chucking firewood (sounds like some "Flow" massage, right?).
The bottom line is, I wouldn't recommend this awful spa to anyone. If you want to spend $240, there are much better spas in Miami. I should have known better.
翻译:我今天有最糟糕的按摩经历。首先,这个地方非常陈旧 - 从更衣室、休息室和按摩室(长长的大厅看起来像恐怖电影中的场景)。
我买了 Flow 60 分钟按摩,我的体验非常糟糕。我以前从未写过任何评论,但我无法控制自己的愤怒。我为这次按摩支付了 240 美元,而我从这笔钱中得到的东西太糟糕了。除了房间看起来令人毛骨悚然,天花板上的石膏碎片在地板上碎裂之外,我的女按摩师非常不专业。当我进入房间时,我在桌子上看到了她的一包万宝路,她显然病了——在我 60 分钟的折磨中,她鼻塞并且一直在咳嗽。她在发表消极攻击性的评论,并把我的四肢扔来扔去,就好像她在扔柴火一样(听起来像是一些“流动”按摩,对吧?)。
最重要的是,我不会向任何人推荐这个糟糕的水疗中心。如果你想花 240 美元,迈阿密有更好的水疗中心。我早该知道的。