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Please Don't waste your money and time
The Marlowe Theatre的点评
点评：Shockingly Bad and Embarrassingly Overpriced
This was, without exaggeration, one of the worst pantomimes I’ve ever attended. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs managed to fail on every conceivable level.
The cast were painfully poor, delivering wooden performances that suggested either a complete lack of rehearsal or a total lack of talent — possibly both. Timing was off, energy was non-existent, and any attempt at humour fell flat. The music was equally dire: badly chosen, poorly performed, and so badly mixed it was either deafening or inaudible, with no middle ground.
Production values were abysmal. The lighting was so poor it regularly obscured the stage, making it difficult to follow what little action there was. As for the set — it looked like something thrown together the night before using leftover cardboard and paint. I genuinely could have built something better in my garage.
To add insult to injury, the seating was cramped, uncomfortable, and offered terrible sightlines, meaning you’re paying premium prices to squint at a dimly lit disaster. And that’s the real issue: the cost. The tickets were outrageously overpriced for a production of this calibre. Charging this much for something so amateurish feels borderline dishonest.
This pantomime was a complete waste of time and money. Save yourself the disappointment and spend your money literally anywhere else.
This was, without exaggeration, one of the worst pantomimes I’ve ever attended. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs managed to fail on every conceivable level.
The cast were painfully poor, delivering wooden performances that suggested either a complete lack of rehearsal or a total lack of talent — possibly both. Timing was off, energy was non-existent, and any attempt at humour fell flat. The music was equally dire: badly chosen, poorly performed, and so badly mixed it was either deafening or inaudible, with no middle ground.
Production values were abysmal. The lighting was so poor it regularly obscured the stage, making it difficult to follow what little action there was. As for the set — it looked like something thrown together the night before using leftover cardboard and paint. I genuinely could have built something better in my garage.
To add insult to injury, the seating was cramped, uncomfortable, and offered terrible sightlines, meaning you’re paying premium prices to squint at a dimly lit disaster. And that’s the real issue: the cost. The tickets were outrageously overpriced for a production of this calibre. Charging this much for something so amateurish feels borderline dishonest.
This pantomime was a complete waste of time and money. Save yourself the disappointment and spend your money literally anywhere else.
翻译：糟糕透顶，价格离谱
毫不夸张地说，这是我看过的最糟糕的哑剧之一。《白雪公主和七个小矮人》简直在各个方面都失败了。
演员们的表演极其糟糕，僵硬生硬，要么是完全没有排练，要么是毫无天赋——或许两者兼而有之。节奏不对，毫无活力，任何试图营造的幽默感都显得苍白无力。音乐同样糟糕：选曲差劲，演奏拙劣，混音糟糕透顶，要么震耳欲聋，要么完全听不见，没有中间状态。
制作水平也差劲得令人发指。灯光昏暗，经常遮蔽舞台，让人难以看清仅有的几场戏。至于布景——看起来就像是用剩下的纸板和油漆在前一天晚上匆匆搭起来的。我真觉得我在自家车库里都能做出比这更好的东西。
更糟糕的是，座位拥挤、不舒服，而且视线极差，这意味着你花高价买票，却只能眯着眼睛看一场昏暗的灾难。而这才是真正的问题所在：票价。对于这种水平的演出来说，票价简直是离谱。如此业余的表演却要价如此之高，简直令人难以置信。
这场哑剧完全是浪费时间和金钱。为了避免失望，还是把钱花在其他任何地方吧。
毫不夸张地说，这是我看过的最糟糕的哑剧之一。《白雪公主和七个小矮人》简直在各个方面都失败了。
演员们的表演极其糟糕，僵硬生硬，要么是完全没有排练，要么是毫无天赋——或许两者兼而有之。节奏不对，毫无活力，任何试图营造的幽默感都显得苍白无力。音乐同样糟糕：选曲差劲，演奏拙劣，混音糟糕透顶，要么震耳欲聋，要么完全听不见，没有中间状态。
制作水平也差劲得令人发指。灯光昏暗，经常遮蔽舞台，让人难以看清仅有的几场戏。至于布景——看起来就像是用剩下的纸板和油漆在前一天晚上匆匆搭起来的。我真觉得我在自家车库里都能做出比这更好的东西。
更糟糕的是，座位拥挤、不舒服，而且视线极差，这意味着你花高价买票，却只能眯着眼睛看一场昏暗的灾难。而这才是真正的问题所在：票价。对于这种水平的演出来说，票价简直是离谱。如此业余的表演却要价如此之高，简直令人难以置信。
这场哑剧完全是浪费时间和金钱。为了避免失望，还是把钱花在其他任何地方吧。
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