10/10, would wag again.” — Stan the Labrador
Nostell Priory and Parkland的点评
点评:We arrived at Nostell Priory and — WOW — so many smells. Historic smells. Squirrel smells. Mysterious-what-was-that smells. I immediately filed an important report on every bush. Very professional.
The humans got excited about “architecture” and I got excited about the giant lawns that are clearly designed for zoomies. Lots of room to stretch the legs and do my signature gallop (the one where my ears flap like helicopter blades).
Paths? Excellent. Sticks? Abundant. Ducks by the lake? Extremely suspicious, but tolerated.
I was required to stay on a lead in some places. Rude. However, I was compensated with biscuits, so negotiations were successful.
Inside the house I was not allowed (something about paws and priceless furniture), but honestly the outside had grass, ponds, and approximately 4,000 fascinating smells, so I’m fine.
Café report: dropped crumbs everywhere. 5 stars. I gave the waiter my best “starving, tragic dog” eyes and obtained a small piece of food. Victory.
Facilities:
✔️ Water bowls mainly in the cafe court yard
✔️ Benches for humans to sit while I supervise
✔️ Bins (for the humans to deal with my… paperwork)
Overall: an excellent location for sniffing, strolling, and pretending I’m in charge of estate security. Would return. Bring treats.
— Stan 🐾
翻译:我们到达了诺斯特尔修道院——哇!好多味道啊!有历史的味道,有松鼠的味道,还有一些神秘的、闻起来像什么的味道。我立刻就对每一丛灌木都做了个详细的报告。真是专业!
人类对“建筑”很感兴趣,而我则对那些显然是为撒欢儿设计的大片草坪兴奋不已。有足够的空间伸展腿脚,还能来个我标志性的奔跑(就是耳朵像直升机螺旋桨一样扇动的那种)。
小路?很棒。树枝?多得是。湖边的鸭子?非常可疑,但还是被容忍了。
有些地方我被要求拴着。真没礼貌。不过,他们给了我饼干作为补偿,所以谈判成功了。
我被禁止进入屋内(好像是因为爪子和珍贵的家具),但说实话,外面有草地、池塘,还有大约4000种奇妙的气味,所以我很满意。
咖啡馆报告:面包屑掉得到处都是。五星好评!我用我那“饿得要死、可怜兮兮”的眼神看着服务员,终于换来了一小块食物。胜利!
设施:
✔️ 饮水碗主要在咖啡厅庭院里
✔️ 长椅,方便人类坐着,让我可以监督他们
✔️ 垃圾桶(方便人类处理我的……文件)
总评:这里是嗅闻、散步和假装自己是庄园保安的绝佳地点。还会再来。记得带零食。
——斯坦🐾