点评:If I could give this place negative stars, I would. Not because I didn't escape - but because I wanted to be permanently locked in just to avoid ever making eye contact with the women who worked there again.
Lets start with the theme: "room 13." Spooky, right? Wrong. I'v seen more terror in a toddler's science kit. The room smelled like mold and broken dreams, with props that looked like they were stolen from a Poundland Halloween clearance bin. One "high-tech" clue was literally a broken speaker so the women had to slid a piece of paper under the door. I wish i were joking.
The puzzles? Designed by someone whose brain must be running on 2% battery. I've had deeper intellectual challenges from a cereal box maze. One riddle was written in such bad grammar that it physically hurt to read - I think I lost IQ points.
The game master? A walking HR complaint. She read the intro like she'd been held hostage, then vanished for the rest of the game. When we asked for a clue, she responded five minutes later with something so vague I thought she was quoting a horoscope.
To call this an "experience" is an insult to experiences. If your idea of fun is watching your family slowly lose the will to live in a dusty box of despair, congrats - you've found paradise.
This place is less "escape room" and move "escape FROM reality that people paid for this." Honestly, someone should be fired. Possibly me, for bringing my family here in the first place.
Avoid like the plague. Or better yet, send your enemies.
翻译:如果我能给这个地方打负分,我肯定会。不是因为我没能逃脱——而是因为我只想永远被锁在里面,就为了避免再和在那里工作的女人们有任何眼神接触。
先从主题说起:“13号房间”。吓人吧?不对。我见过比这更恐怖的,还是幼儿的科学实验套件。房间里弥漫着霉味和破碎的梦想,道具看起来像是从Poundland万圣节清仓货箱里偷来的。一个“高科技”线索居然是一个坏掉的扬声器,所以女人们不得不从门缝底下塞一张纸。真希望我是在开玩笑。
谜题?设计它的人的脑子肯定只剩下2%的电量了。我以前在麦片盒迷宫里遇到过更难的智力挑战。有一个谜语的语法写得非常糟糕,读起来都让人浑身酸痛——我觉得我的智商都掉了。
游戏管理员?简直就是人力资源部门的活生生的投诉。她读着简介,就像被绑架了一样,然后就消失了,玩了剩下的游戏。我们问她线索,五分钟后她回复得含糊不清,我以为她在引用星座运势。
把这叫做“体验”简直是对体验的侮辱。如果你认为的乐趣就是看着你的家人在充满绝望的尘土飞扬的房间里慢慢失去活下去的意志,那么恭喜你——你找到了天堂。
这里与其说是“密室逃脱”,不如说是“逃避人们花钱买下它的现实”。说实话,应该有人被解雇。或许是我,因为我当初把家人带到这里。
像躲瘟疫一样躲开。或者更好的办法是,派你的敌人来。