My Crazy Fun Day at the Eye - 天津之眼摩天轮 (天津市) - Ferris wheel, Eye of Tianjin - 696条旅客点评与比价

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My Crazy Fun Day at the Eye

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2026年09月28日发布于: 海外

点评：I am afraid of heights and threw up all over the people below me. I had only eaten eggs that morning and my vomit rained down upon everyone. My friend tried to comfort me and patted me on the back. Unfortunately, my balance was not good, and I fell from the gondola. A trio of eagles happened to be passing by and caught me with their burly arms. The turtle, Theodore, in my pocket began to dance excitedly. He danced with such a fury that he tore a hole in my pocket and fell onto the crowd of people below. Theodore hit the ground with tremendous speed and parts of his went everywhere. The eagles saw Theodore hit the ground and in their surprise they dropped me from 1000 meters in the air. I pulled my ocarina from my pocket and summoned the pod of dolphins. Hubert, the lead male of the pod who had been structurally reinforced with a titanium skeleton and heart, came screaming through the sky wearing his magic jetpack. As he flew to save me, he remembered that physics existed and promptly died. Five hundred meters from the ground, I realized that it was Mid-Autumn Festival and Santa Claus was making his rounds. I fell on Santa Claus's head and his body cushioned my fall. Unfortunately, he died because I was traveling at terminal velocity by that point. I threw his body into the pile presents and took control of the sleigh. I piloted the sleigh back onto the ground and went home.

翻译：我恐高，结果吐得下面的人满身都是。那天早上我只吃了鸡蛋，结果呕吐物就像雨点般落在众人身上。我的朋友试图安慰我，还拍了拍我的背。可惜我站不稳，从缆车上摔了下去。恰巧有三只老鹰路过，用它们强壮的翅膀接住了我。而我口袋里的乌龟西奥多则兴奋得手舞足蹈起来。他跳得极其狂暴，以至于把我的口袋扯出了一个洞，自己则摔到了下方的人群中。西奥多以极快的速度坠地，他的身体碎片四处飞散。那些鹰看到西奥多坠地后大吃一惊，于是把我从1000米的高空扔了下来。我从口袋里掏出陶笛，召唤出了那群海豚。这群海豚的首领名叫休伯特，它的骨骼与心脏都经过钛合金强化处理。他背着魔法喷气背包，呼啸着从天而降。就在他飞过来救我时，他突然想起物理定律的存在，随即便一命呜呼了。在离地面五百米的高度，我这才意识到今天是中秋节，而圣诞老人正在挨家挨户送礼物呢。我直接摔在了圣诞老人的头上，他的身体缓冲了我下坠的冲击力。可惜的是，那时我的下坠速度已经达到了极限，导致他也死于非命。我把他的尸体扔进成堆的礼物中，接着便掌控了雪橇。我驾驶雪橇回到地面，然后回家了。

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