点评:Four optimistic (and, in hindsight, slightly stupid) bastards made the heroic pilgrimage from the resort next door tonight to celebrate the grand reopening of this bar. Spirits were high. Expectations even higher. Legs… already questioning the decision.
After a solid walk that felt far longer than it had any right to be, we arrived with the anticipation of thirsty explorers finally reaching the oasis.
Except the oasis was… closed.
Lights off. Doors shut. Atmosphere somewhere between abandoned film set and crime scene nobody had bothered to tape off. If there was a reopening party happening, it must have been for the ghosts.
Now, to be fair, the bar itself looked promising from the outside - like the kind of place where good stories, bad decisions, and questionable karaoke could happen. But unfortunately tonight the only thing reopening was our blister count on the walk back.
Special mention to the management for the innovative concept of a “reopening night” that apparently doesn’t involve actually opening.
In summary:
Great walk. Lovely night air. Excellent cardio. No ducks. Or dogs.🍻
翻译:今晚,四个乐观(现在想想,有点傻)的家伙从隔壁度假村出发,进行了一次英雄般的朝圣之旅,庆祝这家酒吧盛大重开。我们兴致高昂,期待值更是爆表。然而,我们的腿……已经开始怀疑自己当初的决定了。
经过一段感觉比实际时间长得多的跋涉,我们终于抵达了目的地,就像一群渴望探索的探险家终于找到了绿洲。
然而,这片绿洲……却关门了。
灯光熄灭,大门紧闭。气氛介于废弃的电影片场和无人封锁的犯罪现场之间。如果真有什么重开派对,那一定是为鬼魂举办的。
平心而论,酒吧从外面看起来确实不错——感觉像是那种会发生精彩故事、糟糕决定和令人啼笑皆非的卡拉OK的地方。但不幸的是,今晚唯一重新开放的,只有我们回程路上磨出的水泡数量。
特别要赞扬一下管理层的创新理念——“重新开业之夜”,而且显然并不涉及实际的开业。
总结:
很棒的散步。清新的夜风。绝佳的有氧运动。没有鸭子,也没有狗。🍻