点评:We were on vacation in Spain from the United States, and noticed there was an opportunity to ride horses at a shockingly low price when split among us. We were utterly unprepared for what awaited us. In fact, I believe our experience proves the existence of a benevolent force in the universe.
Danny, the kindest man in Spain, drove out from his farm to pick us up at our hotel (for a small extra charge). On our drive, he explained with equal parts detail and passion each little village we could visit during our vacation. He even pointed out where he was born. Upon arriving at his ranch, we were greeted with friendly dogs and puppies, followed by a cat and a little litter of adorable baby kittens. We knew this would be no normal day. Following that delight, we were escorted to our horses. Despite knowing almost nothing about us, Danny picked horses which matched our personalities perfectly. The most experienced of the three of us got Dubai, the majestic horse equivalent to a refined sports car. The most energetic among us got a spitfire horse that was ready at a moment’s notice to gallop off. I got Linguiça. My horse emerged from his place in the stable, turned and looked at me, and revealed his tongue was hanging out the side of his mouth like a complete goofball. I, dear reader, am a complete goofball. Danny was more accurate than any sage, star chart, or AI known to man, for he understands our true nature and instead of using his abilities to masse power as a lesser psychic, he uses his power for good.
Our walk through the Spanish countryside could not have been more charming. We walked along fields of almond trees, found ourselves in a gorgeous open field of freshly cut wheat and we cut loose on our horses, and we ate fresh figs off wild fig bushes. I thought it was a perfect day. I had no idea it could get even better.
Upon returning and bidding farewell to our comrades, we sat down commiserating over our experience when Danny emerges with a platter of ice-cold beers and snacks, then the puppies and kittens returned and we drank cold beer on a hot day, pet adorable animals, and enjoy Danny’s company.
If you miss this opportunity, not only will you eventually grow resentful as regret saturates your existence, but the perfect horse for you to ride will go unridden by you, robbing them, too, of the experience of true bonding.
I beseech you, do not sleep on Donana Horse Adventure.
翻译:我们从美国到西班牙度假,发现我们分开时有机会以低得惊人的价格骑马。我们对等待我们的事情完全没有准备。事实上,我相信我们的经验证明了宇宙中存在一种仁慈的力量。
丹尼是西班牙最善良的人,他从他的农场开车来酒店接我们(需支付少量额外费用)。在我们的车程中,他同样详细而热情地解释了我们假期期间可以参观的每个小村庄。他甚至指出了他的出生地。到达他的牧场后,迎接我们的是友好的狗和小狗,后面跟着一只猫和一窝可爱的小猫。我们知道这不会是正常的一天。伴随着这种喜悦,我们被护送到我们的马旁。尽管丹尼对我们几乎一无所知,但他还是挑选了与我们性格完美匹配的马匹。我们三个人中最有经验的得到了迪拜,这匹雄伟的马相当于一辆精致的跑车。我们当中最有活力的人得到了一匹喷火战马,随时准备驰骋。我有 Linguiça。我的马从马厩里出来,转身看着我,露出它的舌头,像个十足的傻瓜一样伸出嘴边。亲爱的读者,我是个彻头彻尾的傻瓜。丹尼比人类已知的任何圣人、星图或人工智能都更准确,因为他了解我们的真实本性,并且他没有像低等通灵者那样利用自己的能力来聚集力量,而是将自己的力量用于善事。
我们在西班牙乡村的漫步真是太迷人了。我们沿着杏树田漫步,发现自己置身于一片美丽的开阔田野里,田野里长满了刚收割的小麦,我们骑上马,吃着野生无花果丛中的新鲜无花果。我认为这是完美的一天。我不知道它还能变得更好。
回来和我们的战友告别后,我们坐下来对我们的经历表示同情,这时丹尼带着一盘冰啤酒和小吃出现了,然后小狗和小猫回来了,我们在炎热的天气里喝了冰啤酒,宠物可爱的动物,并享受丹尼的陪伴。
如果你错过了这个机会,你不仅最终会变得怨恨,因为后悔充满了你的存在,而且最适合你骑的马也会被你抛弃,剥夺他们真正的亲密关系的体验。
我恳求你,不要在《多纳娜马历险记》中睡觉。