点评:This is an actual email that I have written to management! They only get a 2 rating beacuse the all day breakfast wasn't actually that bad!!
Hi
I'm writing with reference to a meal (sharer) namely "Loaded chips with cheesy bacon" that was purchased at The Beer House at Cardiff Airport on Wednesday 30th August 2023 in the afternoon.
What we were served in no way shape or form resembled any type of "Loaded chips with cheesy bacon" that I've been served previously and unlike anything that I'm likely to be served in the future.
I would very much like to hear your comments and would be delighted to know if you think this is acceptable? (Image attached) That said, I suppose you could argue the cheese was cut extraordinarily fine and placed on the plate "Masterchef" style and was even somewhat refined and pleasing on the eye and the odd touches of bacon gave it a contrast that would not be missed on a piece of art hanging off the walls of The Tate Modern but maybe just a little more of it wouldn't have gone amiss.
I appreciate it is airport food and not a fine dining "a la carte" establishment but it did make me wonder as to whether I got to the airport on the correct date or whether it was in fact April Fool's day!
It also made me want to commit a crime and end up in HMP Cardiff which is only a short drive away where I'm sure even the inmates would argue they get served more nutritious food and no doubt dine more elegantly but the only crime committed on the day was what I was presented with.
I eagerly await your response.
Kind regards
A Disappointed Diner
翻译:这是我写给管理层的一封真实的电子邮件!他们只得到 2 分,因为全天早餐实际上并没有那么糟糕!
你好
我写这篇文章时参考的是 2023 年 8 月 30 日星期三下午在卡迪夫机场啤酒屋购买的一顿饭(分享者),即“芝士培根装薯片”。
我们所享用的食物在形状或形式上与我之前吃过的任何类型的“芝士培根薯条”都不相似,而且与我将来可能吃到的任何食物都不同。
我非常想听听您的意见,并且很高兴知道您认为这是否可以接受? (附图片)也就是说,我想你可能会说奶酪被切得非常精细,并以“Masterchef”风格放在盘子上,甚至有点精致,赏心悦目,培根的奇怪触感给它带来了一种对比,不会泰特现代美术馆墙上挂着的一件艺术品令人怀念,但也许多一点也不会出错。
我很欣赏这是机场食物,而不是一家精致的“点菜”餐厅,但它确实让我想知道我是否在正确的日期到达机场,或者这是否实际上是愚人节!
这也让我想要犯罪并最终被关进 HMP 卡迪夫,那里只有很短的车程,我确信即使是囚犯也会争辩说他们得到了更营养的食物,毫无疑问用餐更优雅,但唯一犯下的罪行是在这一天就是我所面临的。
我热切地等待您的回复。
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