点评:We should have turned around and left the moment we arrived. When the hostess brought us to our table on the outside balcony, there were about 10 pigeons eating all the food that was dropped on the floor under the table. There were plenty of open tables and when my wife politely objected, to sitting with a flock of pigeons at our feet, we expected to be offered another table. The hostess, however, just scared most of the pigeons away. She seemed adamant to sit us at that table.
We were so shocked, we just waited for her to scoot the pigeons away and kick the food under another table that also had food and pigeons under it.
We were overly hungry and tired so we tolerated a lot more than normal. After they moved the food from under the tables, most of the birds left.
Less than one minute after sitting, we were approached my a woman taking and selling pictures! This is very unusual in a restaurant setting in our experience. It was very annoying because, as I said, we were hungry.
One minute after the photographer left, a Mariachi band approached the table. We respectfully declined their offer.
To this point we hadn’t seen a waitperson but had been solicited by a photographer and a mariachi band! What kind if restaurant does that?
Fast forward to the drinks and food. My wife’s vodka tonic was fine. I ordered a beer that had particles floating near the bottom of the glass. Something I did not notice until the beer was almost gone. Gross.
The food was 2 at best. Honestly, if we weren’t so hungry, we would have sent the entire order back.
The burgers were very overcooked and dry. The fries were basically burnt, dry and flavorless. The coleslaw was uneatable with a strange chemical flavor.
The potato salad was actually decent. That is the only good thing I can say about the entire experience.
Avoid this place. There are so many great restaurants on the River Walk. I don’t know how this place stays in business.
翻译:我们本该一到就转身离开。当女主人带我们到外面阳台的桌子旁时,大约有 10 只鸽子正在吃掉掉在桌子底下的所有食物。那里有很多空桌子,当我妻子礼貌地反对坐在一群鸽子旁边时,我们以为会得到另一张桌子。然而,女主人吓跑了大多数鸽子。她似乎坚持要我们坐在那张桌子上。
我们非常震惊,我们只是等着她把鸽子赶走,把食物踢到另一张桌子底下,那张桌子底下也有食物和鸽子。
我们太饿太累了,所以我们比平时忍受了更多。他们把食物从桌子底下搬走后,大多数鸟都飞走了。
坐下不到一分钟,一个女人就走近我们拍照并卖照片!在我们的经历中,这在餐厅环境中非常不寻常。这很烦人,因为正如我所说,我们饿了。
摄影师离开一分钟后,一支墨西哥流浪乐队来到桌子旁。我们礼貌地拒绝了他们的邀请。
到目前为止,我们还没有看到服务员,但有一位摄影师和一支墨西哥流浪乐队招揽了我们!什么样的餐厅会这样做?
快进到饮料和食物。我妻子的伏特加汤力水很好。我点了一杯啤酒,杯底附近有颗粒漂浮。直到啤酒快喝完我才注意到这一点。太恶心了。
食物最多只有 2 份。老实说,如果我们不是那么饿的话,我们会把整个订单退回去。
汉堡煮得太熟了,而且很干。薯条基本上是烧焦的、干的、没有味道的。凉拌卷心菜不能吃,有一种奇怪的化学味道。
土豆沙拉其实还不错。这是我对整个体验唯一能说的好话。
避开这个地方。河滨步道上有很多很棒的餐厅。我不知道这个地方是如何维持生意的。