点评:If you’re looking for an experience that combines waiting, poor service, and utter disappointment, this is your place! We showed up ready for a meal but instead, we were treated to the world’s longest waiting game. Between ordering and actually getting our food, we could’ve climbed a mountain and come back with a better attitude than the staff had.
Let’s talk about the waitress. I’m convinced she took a course in "How to Be the Worst Waitstaff in History" because she nailed it. From the moment she arrived at our table, it was clear that she didn’t want to be there. When we ordered, she looked at us like we had just asked her to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded. Seriously, is it too much to ask for basic politeness?
Oh, and the wine situation? Apparently, the restaurant ran out of glasses. So, instead of graciously offering a different solution, our lovely waitress insisted my mum down her glass of wine—because they had to reuse it—with a straight face. Is this a restaurant or a wine-tasting session at a recycling plant?
The food? At this point, I was so hungry I considered eating the menu, but when it finally arrived, I wish I had. I could’ve sworn they sent my order to the wrong table because it was cold, bland, and sad. Honestly, it looked like they slapped it together with the same care you’d put into a microwaved frozen dinner… if that frozen dinner was already past its expiration date.
All in all, if you're in the mood for rudeness, waiting, and a taste of what it’s like to be invisible, definitely give this place a try. If you're not, do yourself a favor and go anywhere else—literally anywhere. Even a drive-thru could’ve been a five-star experience compared to this disaster.
Rating: 0/5 stars, and honestly, that’s being generous.
翻译:如果你正在寻找一种集等待、糟糕服务和彻底失望于一身的体验,那么这里就是你的不二之选!我们本来准备吃饭,结果却经历了世界上最长的等待时间。从点餐到真正上菜,我们简直可以爬山,回来时的态度比服务员的态度还要好。
我们来谈谈服务员吧。我敢肯定她上过“如何成为史上最差服务员”的课程,因为她真的做到了。从她来到我们桌边的那一刻起,就很明显地表现出她不想待在这里。我们点餐时,她看我们的眼神就像我们蒙着眼睛让她解魔方一样。说真的,连基本的礼貌都要求不过分吗?
哦,还有葡萄酒的问题?显然,餐厅的酒杯用完了。所以,我们可爱的服务员没有礼貌地提供其他解决方案,而是一本正经地坚持让我妈妈喝下她的那杯酒——因为他们不得不重复使用那杯酒。这到底是餐厅还是回收厂的品酒会?
食物?当时我饿得想吃菜单上的菜,但菜终于上桌时,我后悔自己吃了。我敢发誓他们把我点的菜送错了桌,因为菜又冷又淡,而且让人觉得很失望。说实话,他们做这道菜就像做微波炉加热的冷冻食品一样费劲……如果那冷冻食品已经过了保质期的话。
总而言之,如果你想体验一下粗鲁的待客之道、耐心的等待,以及体验一下隐形的感觉,一定要来这里试试。如果你不想,那就去别的地方吧——真的,任何地方都行。跟这场灾难相比,即使是得来速也能成为五星级的体验。
评分:0/5 星,说实话,这已经很慷慨了。