点评:WARNING: DO NOT GO HERE...EVER!!! STONED/DRUNK WAITRESS WITH AN OX RING IN HER NOSE. IF YOU DECIDE TO BRAVE THIS AWFUL PLACE AFTER READING THIS REVIEW YOUR FINAL PIECE OF ADVICE IS RUN OUT THE DOOR IF OX RING IS YOUR WAITRESS!!! Don't say you weren't warned...
Went into the restaurant today - a Sunday - at 3:00. At 2:50 PM I called ahead to ask if they had milk for our 4 year old or if I should bring some. The person answering the phone said "of course they had milk no worries". We were greeted by a waitress with an Ox Ring (let's call her Ox Ring) and, based on her voice, it was the same person who answered the phone. There were virtually no other customers but at least another waitress and kitchen staff we could see.
Ox Ring sat us down (actually said "sit wherever you want to" and staggered away). The filthy food covered paper menus should have been our first clue to leave, but we were hungry. The worn out decor and furniture had all the ambience and charm of a post-apocalyptic cafeteria.
Ox Ring came back a few minutes later to take our order. She was staggering and practically falling down and her speech was slurred. It took 5 minutes to order two beers, a milk, water and two pizzas. She made us repeat the order 4 times because she couldn't remember it (and had no order pad or pen). As to our request for milk, she said they don't have milk because "no one ever asks for it and it just spoils downstairs". Our 4 year old has special needs, only drinks milk. Still, we were all hungry and stayed.
Ox Ring came back staggering and slurring 10 minutes later with two beers. She said she forgot what the other drink orders were so we reminded her it was water. She then said she dropped it on the way to the table and forgot what it was. We should
have left at this point but we were very hungry and at least the food had been ordered - so we thought. [The fact that the kitchen staff was standing around doing nothing seemed suspicious.]
Ox Ring came back 10 minutes later and asked what we wanted to order to eat. I reminded her we had ordered and, with a truly bovine look, she said she had gotten us our drinks and forgotten to place our order. She then headed towards the kitchen, stopped short, and started speaking with the other waitress who appeared uncomfortable around her. Let's call her "Uncomfortable Waitress".
After a few minutes my wife approached both Ox Ring and Uncomfortable Waitress to ask how much longer this would be. Ox Ring looked completely bovine and confused, and Uncomfortable Waitress said nothing and looked at the floor. Ox Ring then staggered backwards and almost fell on her butt.
At that point I got up and told Uncomfortable Waitress "enough, we are done". I put down $20 on the table to cover the two beers and water. I was not going to wait for change. Uncomfortable Waitress begged me to stay and talk to someone, an owner or manager or someone about the stoned and drunk waitress. I declined and told her their drunk employee is their problem. We left.
Well, you have been warned, might I recommend the other hundred restaurants in the area instead?
翻译:警告:永远不要去这里!醉酒的女服务员鼻子上戴着牛圈。如果您在读完这篇评论后决定勇敢地去这个可怕的地方,那么您最后的建议是,如果 OX Ring 是您的女服务员,请滚出大门!别说没有警告过你...
今天——周日——下午 3:00 走进餐厅。下午 2:50,我提前打电话询问他们是否有给我们 4 岁孩子喝的牛奶,或者我是否应该带一些。接电话的人说“当然有牛奶,不用担心”。迎接我们的是一位戴着牛环的女服务员(我们就叫她牛环吧),根据她的声音,接电话的是同一个人。几乎没有其他顾客,但至少我们可以看到另一位女服务员和厨房工作人员。
Ox Ring 让我们坐下(实际上是说“无论你想坐在哪里”,然后摇摇晃晃地走开)。肮脏的食物覆盖的纸质菜单应该是我们离开的第一个线索,但我们很饿。破旧的装饰和家具充满了后世界末日自助餐厅的氛围和魅力。
几分钟后,Ox Ring 回来接受我们的订单。她摇摇晃晃,几乎摔倒,说话也含糊不清。花了5分钟点了两瓶啤酒、一杯牛奶、水和两份披萨。她让我们重复订单四次,因为她不记得了(并且没有订单板或笔)。至于我们要牛奶的要求,她说他们没有牛奶,因为“没有人要牛奶,而且牛奶在楼下就变质了”。我们4岁的孩子有特殊需要,只喝牛奶。不过,我们都饿了,就留下来了。
十分钟后,Ox Ring 带着两瓶啤酒回来了,摇摇晃晃,口齿不清。她说她忘记了其他饮料是什么,所以我们提醒她那是水。然后她说她在去餐桌的路上把它掉在地上并忘记了它是什么。我们应该
此时已经离开了,但我们非常饿,至少食物已经点了 - 我们是这么想的。 [厨房工作人员站在周围无所事事这一事实似乎很可疑。]
10分钟后Ox Ring回来了,问我们想吃什么。我提醒她我们已经点了菜,她一脸牛逼的样子说她已经给我们拿了饮料,却忘了下订单。然后她走向厨房,突然停下来,开始与她周围显得不舒服的另一位女服务员交谈。我们称她为“不舒服的女服务员”吧。
几分钟后,我的妻子走到 Ox Ring 和 Uncomfortable Waitress 处询问这需要多长时间。牛环看起来完全是牛逼和困惑,不舒服的女服务员什么也没说,看着地板。牛环随即踉踉跄跄后退,险些摔倒在地。
那时我站起来告诉不舒服的女服务员“够了,我们完成了”。我在桌子上放了 20 美元,用来支付两瓶啤酒和水。我不会等待改变。不舒服的女服务员恳求我留下来和某人、老板或经理或其他人谈论那个醉酒的女服务员。我拒绝了并告诉她他们醉酒的员工是他们的问题。我们离开了。
好吧,我已经警告过您,我可以推荐该地区的其他一百家餐厅吗?