点评:Stopped by around 2:30PM for a late lunch at this cute looking rustic roadside restaurant just south of El Triumfo. An odd hour I admit……BUT. When we were shown to our table the waitress unfurled a nicely folded table cloth and proceeded to put it on the table. Only problem was that the table top still had bits of food on it. OK no problem, the cloth covered the food, I thought.
We were told that we could only order from the breakfast menu. Really?!?! It’s 2:30 in the afternoon! Sorry, only breakfast. Since we were quite hungry we began to order. We tried to order a simple cheese quesadilla but no-go. You can only get a cheese and ham quesadilla. Fine, my wife ordered it reluctantly. I ordered huevos with chorizo…..Seemed hard to screw that up. Not exactly, however. I received scrambled eggs with no chorizo but did have some sort of meat resembling chopped and pounded flank steak with no seasoning at all. Hey…..meat is meat, right? Well, this stuff was better suited to making a belt or pair of shoes and had so much gristle that I feared for my fillings. The salsa that was put on the table, was about a third full and clearly looked like it had previously been on someone else’s table. Just awful. We were afraid to even try it. You are far better off to drive by and note how quaint it looks from about 50MPH.
翻译:下午 2:30 左右停下来,在 El Triumfo 以南这家看起来很可爱的乡村路边餐厅享用午餐。我承认这是一个奇怪的时刻……但是。当我们被带到我们的餐桌旁时,女服务员展开一块折叠得很好的桌布,然后把它放在桌子上。唯一的问题是桌面上还有一些食物。好的,没问题,布盖住了食物,我想。
我们被告知我们只能从早餐菜单中订购。真的?!?!现在是下午2:30!对不起,只有早餐。由于我们很饿,所以我们开始点菜。我们试图订购一个简单的奶酪油炸玉米饼,但不行。你只能得到奶酪和火腿油炸玉米粉饼。好吧,我妻子不情愿地点了它。我点了 huevos 配香肠……似乎很难搞砸。然而,不完全是。我收到了没有香肠的炒鸡蛋,但确实有一些类似切碎和捣碎的侧翼牛排的肉,根本没有调味料。嘿......肉是肉,对吧?好吧,这种东西更适合做腰带或鞋子,而且软骨太多,我担心我的填充物。放在桌子上的莎莎酱大约有三分之一满,而且看起来很明显就像之前放在别人桌子上的一样。太可怕了。我们甚至不敢尝试。你最好开车经过,注意它以大约 50 英里/小时的速度行驶时看起来多么古怪。