点评:Hotel Casa Santelmo
My husband and I stayed in this hotel for one night only, and frankly, it was one night too many. We've been traveling through Colombia, trying to see as much of this beautiful country as possible, and the state of Boyaca is strangely not one too many tourists talk about. So, we did some research, and based on the description of this place and the highly flattering accompanying photos, we decided to book a couple of nights. Judging by the mention of a "great location", we thought we were in for a treat. Boy, were we wrong! For starters, getting there once you hit the city limits is a challenge in itself. You have to cross the entire town and drive through ugly slums and sketchy neighborhoods to get there. I'm not exagerating when I say it's a very unpleasant experience to have to cross some of the poorest, filthiest, most run-down neighborhoods and slums, and kind of still be in them once you get to the hotel. The "great location" is a LIE. It' not a great location, it's actually a horrible location. There's no place to go for a walk when all that surrounds the place is dirt roads and poor, unkept farms right next to it. If what they mean by "great location" is a view of the lake if you just focus on it alone while ignoring all the slums in front of you, then I guess, but we were appalled and felt upset over the very deceptive description of this place. We had not been in the place more that 2 minutes when the hostess asked us to pay her in full for both nights out front. With all the traveling we do, never before has such a shocking request been asked of us. By now, we already had something quite clear. There would not be a second night for sure. So we paid for the night and went to our room. Had we not been as tired as we were after driving all day, we would have left right then and there, but it was already too late to start looking for something else, so we bit the bullet and stayed. One of the features the hostess boasted about when she showed us the room was the "wonderful" state-of-the-art shower. She made great efforts to impress us with it, only for us to find out the next morning that it was broken.
A test I do in every hotel room we stay in, is to see the cleanliness, and this was no exception. I rolled sufficient toilette paper around my hand, I moistened it and wiped the bathroom floor in a couple of spots, only to discover in horror the filth and all kinds of hair the paper had collected. We were so disgusted to say the least. We had to wear sandals at all time so as not to touch the floor, even inside the shower. When I mentioned this to the hostess the next morning, she was unapologetic or even the least perturbed by it. Incredible!
Breakfast was nothing special, actually very so so. A slice of unappealing bread, unimpressive eggs, oj and coffee. We couldn't get out of there fast enough. What a bad experience!
We're still scratching our heads in confusion that this place had a 9.1 rating. How it got there is an absolute mystery to us, because they definitely don't deserve it. A 2 would be more fitting. We do NOT recommend this place.
翻译:卡萨桑特尔莫酒店
我和我丈夫只在这家酒店住了一晚,坦率地说,这一晚太多了。我们一直在哥伦比亚旅行,试图尽可能多地看到这个美丽的国家,而博亚卡州奇怪的是并没有太多游客谈论。因此,我们做了一些研究,根据对这个地方的描述和非常讨人喜欢的随附照片,我们决定预订几晚。从提到“优越的地理位置”来判断,我们认为我们是在享受美食。男孩,我们错了!对于初学者来说,一旦到达城市限制就到达那里本身就是一个挑战。你必须穿过整个城镇,穿过丑陋的贫民窟和简陋的街区才能到达那里。当我说必须穿过一些最贫穷、最肮脏、最破败的街区和贫民窟是一种非常不愉快的经历时,我并没有夸大其词,而且一旦你到达酒店就仍然在其中。 “优越的地理位置”是一个谎言。这不是一个很好的位置,它实际上是一个可怕的位置。当这个地方周围都是土路和紧挨着它的贫瘠、无人看管的农场时,没有地方可以去散步。如果他们所说的“优越位置”的意思是湖景,如果您只专注于它而忽略您面前的所有贫民窟,那么我猜,但我们对这个非常具有欺骗性的描述感到震惊和不安地方。当女主人要求我们在前面的两个晚上全额支付她的费用时,我们还没到这个地方超过 2 分钟。在我们进行的所有旅行中,从来没有人向我们提出过如此令人震惊的要求。到目前为止,我们已经很清楚了。肯定不会有第二个晚上。所以我们付了晚上的钱,然后去了我们的房间。如果我们不是像开了一整天的车一样累的话,我们早就离开了,但是已经来不及开始寻找其他东西了,所以我们硬着头皮留下来了。女主人向我们展示房间时吹嘘的特色之一是“美妙的”最先进的淋浴间。她竭尽全力想用它给我们留下深刻印象,结果第二天早上我们才发现它坏了。
我在我们住的每个酒店房间里做的一项测试是看清洁度,这也不例外。我在手上卷了足够多的卫生纸,弄湿了,然后在浴室地板上擦了几处,结果惊恐地发现纸上沾满了污物和各种毛发。至少可以说我们很反感。我们必须一直穿着凉鞋,以免碰到地板,即使是在淋浴间也是如此。当我第二天早上向女主人提到这件事时,她没有道歉,甚至丝毫没有为此感到不安。极好的!
早餐没什么特别的,实际上非常一般。一片没有吸引力的面包、不起眼的鸡蛋、oj 和咖啡。我们不能足够快地离开那里。多么糟糕的经历!
我们仍然困惑地摸不着头脑,因为这个地方的评分是 9.1。它是如何到达那里的对我们来说绝对是个谜,因为他们绝对不值得。 A 2 会更合适。我们不推荐这个地方。