点评:If you’re looking for a stay where you’ll question all your life choices — congratulations, you’ve found the right place.
DLS Highlands in Mussoorie is the perfect example of how to turn a potentially decent property into a complete disaster. The name sounds fancy, the photos online are dreamy, but don’t let the packaging fool you — this place is all show, no soul.
Let’s begin with the staff – completely clueless and impressively indifferent. It's almost like they were trained in how not to care. Requests for water, towels, or basic hygiene were treated like we asked for a moon landing. You could fall ill here and they’d probably take a tea break first.
The rooms? Ah yes, welcome to the 90s – not in a charming vintage way, but in a "we forgot to maintain this place for decades" way. Broken fittings, dirty linen, and a stale smell that’ll stay with you longer than any Mussoorie memory. Hot water is a mythical concept here — you might as well go bathe in a waterfall.
The food deserves a special mention. Cold, tasteless, and served with a side of why-did-I-even-bother. They have a chef — or at least someone who claims to be one — but clearly, cooking is just a side hustle.
What makes it worse? The attitude. No apology, no solution, just a bunch of people shrugging their shoulders as if your ruined vacation is none of their concern. Management should be renamed "Mismanagement Pvt. Ltd."
To sum it up:
“Naam bade, darshan chhote.”
Came expecting highlands, left feeling low. Avoid this place like you’d avoid a pothole in the middle of a highway ....looks harmless until you’re knee-deep in regret.
翻译:如果你正在寻找一个让你质疑所有人生选择的住所——恭喜你,你找对地方了。
位于马苏里的 DLS Highlands 酒店就是一个完美的例子,它完美地诠释了如何将一处原本不错的房产变成一场彻底的灾难。酒店名字听起来很华丽,网上的照片也美得令人窒息,但千万别被它的包装所迷惑——这里只剩下浮夸,没有灵魂。
首先要说的是酒店的员工——他们完全不懂礼貌,而且态度冷漠得令人难以置信。他们几乎就像被训练成无所顾忌一样。如果你需要水、毛巾或基本的卫生用品,他们对待你的态度就像我们要求登月一样。你在这里生病了,他们很可能先去喝杯茶。
房间?啊,没错,欢迎来到90年代——不是那种迷人的复古风格,而是那种“我们忘了维护这里几十年”的感觉。破损的配件、脏兮兮的床单,还有一股比任何马苏里记忆都更久远的陈腐气味。在这里,热水简直是天方夜谭——你还不如去瀑布里泡个澡。
这里的食物尤其值得一提。冰冷、无味,还带着一种“我干嘛要费心”的意味。他们有厨师——或者至少自称是厨师——但显然,烹饪只是他们的副业。
更糟糕的是什么?他们的态度。没有道歉,没有解决方案,只有一群人耸耸肩,仿佛你毁掉的假期与他们无关。管理层应该改名为“Mismanagement Pvt. Ltd.”
总结一下:“Naam bade, darshan chhote。”
来的时候以为会是高地,离开的时候却感觉很低落。避开这个地方就像避开高速公路中间的坑洼一样……看起来无伤大雅,直到你后悔莫及。