点评:I fondly remember Bora Bora from 10 years back as having staff that prefers their customers clad in white skin. In the last decade, I tried various fairness creams but was mostly unsuccessful, so went back secretly hoping the place might have changed over the years because I was turking for some Syrniky. I was told by the waiter that it wouldn't be possible as it needs to sit overnight or something. And then he looked at me like I should have known better before asking (You pleb, you?!) I apologized for my utter lack of knowledge in the pancake arts and asked for an omelette instead. When I asked for butter with my toast though, I was told disdainfully that the eggs were cooked in butter. He was obviously looking out for my waistline but ingrate that I am, I still insisted on a little butter. When the butter finally did come 10 minutes after I was done eating, I was informed that it was already punched, so I'd need to pay for it. So I asked for some more bread to eat my butter with. I'd have to pay for that too obviously d-uh!
All in all, the food wasn't just ordinary, it was "extra" ordinary. And while the staff all looked a little tired, it was probably because they spent the night being shown Putin's favourite positions by the Russian pharmaceutical businessmen who frequent the place (totally understandable of course).
It's a must visit if you're looking for change of pace from your life of privilege and wanting to feel victimized like our ancestors pre-independence. Can't recommend it enough.
翻译:我深情地记得 10 年前的波拉波拉岛,那里的员工更喜欢穿着白皮肤的顾客。在过去的十年里,我尝试了各种公平面霜,但大多不成功,所以偷偷回去希望这个地方多年来可能有所改变,因为我正在寻找一些 Syrniky。服务员告诉我这是不可能的,因为它需要坐一夜之类的。然后他看着我,好像我在问之前应该更清楚(你是平民,你?!)我为我对煎饼艺术的完全缺乏知识而道歉,而是要了一个煎蛋卷。不过,当我要求在吐司上加黄油时,有人轻蔑地告诉我鸡蛋是用黄油煮的。他显然是在照顾我的腰围,但我却忘恩负义,我仍然坚持要一点黄油。当我吃完 10 分钟后黄油终于来了时,我被告知已经打孔了,所以我需要付钱。所以我要了一些面包来吃我的黄油。显然,我必须为此付出代价 d-uh!
总而言之,食物不仅普通,而且“特别”普通。虽然工作人员看起来都有些疲倦,但这可能是因为他们整晚都在被经常光顾这里的俄罗斯制药商展示普京最喜欢的职位(当然完全可以理解)。
如果您正在寻找改变特权生活的节奏并希望像我们独立前的祖先一样受害,那么这是一个必须访问的地方。怎么推荐都不为过。