点评:El Cafe De Ana – The Worst Meal We’ve Ever Had
Don’t be fooled by the pretty pink flowers, curated umbrellas, and Instagrammable facade — El Cafe De Ana is a masterclass in style over substance.
My family and I (a group of six) were out enjoying the city and looking for a simple, quality brunch: decent food, a glass of wine, and a nice spot to relax. What we got was, frankly, insulting.
The food arrived at wildly different times — no care whatsoever for the fact we were dining together. But the real low point? The crunch wrap, which was recommended by the staff (who, frankly, should be ashamed of themselves for suggesting it). What arrived looked like something that had been dropped on the pavement, scraped up, and tossed onto a plate as a joke. Cold, bone-dry, completely tasteless — it was genuinely inedible. Not one of us could eat it, and that’s not an exaggeration. It was, without a doubt, the worst meal any of us have ever been served in a restaurant.
It should be renamed the Crap Wrap, and even that would be generous.
To top it off, we were charged €120 for the pleasure of being served garbage and leaving hungry. No apology, no attempt to put things right — just a bill for food that belonged in the bin.
Unless the management replaces the kitchen staff immediately, this place deserves to fail. El Cafe De Ana is a textbook example of how a beautiful setting means nothing if the food is a disaster and the service is careless.
Avoid this place at all costs. A disgrace to the hospitality industry.
翻译:El Cafe De Ana——我们吃过的最差的一餐
别被漂亮的粉色花朵、精心布置的遮阳伞和适合拍照打卡的Instagram外观所迷惑——El Cafe De Ana 的风格远胜于内涵,堪称大师之作。
我和家人(一行六人)正在城里游玩,想找一顿简单优质的早午餐:美味的食物、一杯葡萄酒,以及一个放松的好地方。坦白说,我们得到的早午餐简直糟透了。
食物上桌的时间完全不一样——完全不顾我们是一起用餐。但真正的败笔是什么?那道脆皮卷饼,是店员推荐的(坦白说,他们应该为自己推荐它而感到羞耻)。送来的东西看起来就像是掉在人行道上,刮起来,然后扔到盘子里开玩笑似的。冰冷、干燥、毫无味道——真的没法吃。我们谁也吃不下,这可一点也不夸张。毫无疑问,这是我们在餐厅吃过的最糟糕的一餐。
它应该改名为“垃圾卷饼”(Crap Wrap),即使这样也已经很慷慨了。
更糟糕的是,我们竟然被收取了120欧元,却只能享受垃圾餐的乐趣,饿着肚子离开。没有道歉,也没有试图纠正——只有一张本该扔进垃圾桶的食物账单。
除非管理层立即更换厨房员工,否则这家餐厅就该倒闭。El Cafe De Ana 就是一个典型的例子,它证明了如果食物糟糕、服务粗心,再美的环境也毫无意义。
无论如何,别来这家餐厅。简直是酒店业的耻辱。