点评:I recently visited McDonald’s near St Albans and had a rather unfortunate turn of events. I was enjoying my meal with my wife and two young children when a sudden urge to rush to the bathroom in order to relieve myself came over me. I have never needed a poop so urgently in my entire life and I could feel my stomach oscillating. As I entered the bathroom, much to my surprise, both stalls were taken. My next port of call was the urinals as I was so desperate however a particularly large fellow was taking up both of them. I had no other choice but to leave the bathroom and head for the trusty water bottle from my child’s happy meal. I had to go straight into the box and the water bottle caught only a smidge. I of course decimated the remainder of my child’s meal which featured the mr men book “try again”. Upon asking for a replacement mr men book, the workers simply pleaded for mercy. Overall I had a terrible experience however my wife’s filet o fish (kosher) was of surprisingly high quality so not a complete disaster of a trip.
翻译:我最近去了圣奥尔本斯附近的麦当劳,发生了一件相当不幸的事情。当我和妻子以及两个年幼的孩子一起享用美食时,突然有一种想冲进浴室解手的冲动。我一生中从未如此迫切地需要大便,我能感觉到我的胃在颤抖。当我走进浴室时,令我惊讶的是,两个隔间都被占了。我的下一个停靠港是小便池,因为我非常绝望,但是一个特别大的家伙占据了它们。我别无选择,只能离开浴室,走向我孩子快乐大餐中的可靠水瓶。我不得不直接进入盒子,水瓶只沾到了一点点。当然,我把孩子剩下的饭菜都吃掉了,其中以男人先生的书“再试一次”为特色。在要求更换一本《男人先生》时,工人们只是恳求宽恕。总的来说,我的经历很糟糕,但是我妻子的鱼片(犹太洁食)质量出奇的高,所以这并不是一次彻底的旅行灾难。