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Cinema definitely not Paradiso!
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Cinema definitely not Paradiso!
La Cochera的点评
点评：I’m currently trapped in La Cochera while El Club de Lectura watch Cinema Paradiso dubbed into Spanish with no subtitles.
I saw the poster advertising the film in the window of the bar, the same way I see all of their events & was surprised when I turned up to find I was the only English speaker (my Spanish is ok, just not good enough to watch an Italian film dubbed into Spanish).
The stand-in manager from Belgium said that I should’ve noticed that it was a private film presentation by the local reading club, when I read the poster marketing the event in the front windows of the bar/club.
Apparently the devil is in the detail.
I should’ve noticed something was up when I turned up 5 mins late for the film & found the windows all blacked out with bin-liners & the door locked - reminded me of the Jamaican Blues parties I used to go to in Birmingham in the 1970s & early 1980s.
Being of the ever curious kind of guy who doesn’t let locked doors & blacked windows stop him, on the contrary I was quite intrigued.
I went to the gym next door, found a pair of ladders & tried to get in using the tradesmen’s entrance.
My plan was foiled by a cigarette smoking beauty who was taking a break from the bar & the words, “perdon” were uttered to me from beneath some tarpolin, with not a little incredulity in her voice.
“Am I late for the start of the film?”, I said, as tried to get my leg over.
Talking of which, what’s the beauty’s phone number?
I saw the poster advertising the film in the window of the bar, the same way I see all of their events & was surprised when I turned up to find I was the only English speaker (my Spanish is ok, just not good enough to watch an Italian film dubbed into Spanish).
The stand-in manager from Belgium said that I should’ve noticed that it was a private film presentation by the local reading club, when I read the poster marketing the event in the front windows of the bar/club.
Apparently the devil is in the detail.
I should’ve noticed something was up when I turned up 5 mins late for the film & found the windows all blacked out with bin-liners & the door locked - reminded me of the Jamaican Blues parties I used to go to in Birmingham in the 1970s & early 1980s.
Being of the ever curious kind of guy who doesn’t let locked doors & blacked windows stop him, on the contrary I was quite intrigued.
I went to the gym next door, found a pair of ladders & tried to get in using the tradesmen’s entrance.
My plan was foiled by a cigarette smoking beauty who was taking a break from the bar & the words, “perdon” were uttered to me from beneath some tarpolin, with not a little incredulity in her voice.
“Am I late for the start of the film?”, I said, as tried to get my leg over.
Talking of which, what’s the beauty’s phone number?
翻译：我目前被困在 La Cochera，而 El Club de Lectura 正在观看没有字幕的西班牙天堂电影院。
我在酒吧的窗户上看到了宣传这部电影的海报，就像我看到他们所有的活动一样，当我发现我是唯一会说英语的人时感到很惊讶（我的西班牙语还可以，只是不够好看一部配成西班牙语的意大利电影）。
来自比利时的代理经理说，当我在酒吧/俱乐部的前窗看到宣传活动的海报时，我应该注意到这是当地阅读俱乐部的私人电影放映。
显然，细节决定成败。
当我看电影迟到 5 分钟时，我应该注意到有什么事情发生了，发现窗户都被垃圾箱衬里遮住了，门也锁上了——这让我想起了我以前在伯明翰参加的牙买加布鲁斯派对1970 年代和 80 年代初期。
作为一个永远好奇的人，他不会让锁着的门和涂黑的窗户阻止他，相反，我很感兴趣。
我去了隔壁的健身房，找到了一对梯子，并试图从商人的入口进入。
我的计划被一个抽烟的美女挫败了，她正在酒吧休息一下，从一些防水油布下面对我说了“perdon”，她的声音里有不少怀疑。
“电影开场我迟到了吗？”我说，试图把腿移过去。
说起来，这位美女的电话号码是多少？
我在酒吧的窗户上看到了宣传这部电影的海报，就像我看到他们所有的活动一样，当我发现我是唯一会说英语的人时感到很惊讶（我的西班牙语还可以，只是不够好看一部配成西班牙语的意大利电影）。
来自比利时的代理经理说，当我在酒吧/俱乐部的前窗看到宣传活动的海报时，我应该注意到这是当地阅读俱乐部的私人电影放映。
显然，细节决定成败。
当我看电影迟到 5 分钟时，我应该注意到有什么事情发生了，发现窗户都被垃圾箱衬里遮住了，门也锁上了——这让我想起了我以前在伯明翰参加的牙买加布鲁斯派对1970 年代和 80 年代初期。
作为一个永远好奇的人，他不会让锁着的门和涂黑的窗户阻止他，相反，我很感兴趣。
我去了隔壁的健身房，找到了一对梯子，并试图从商人的入口进入。
我的计划被一个抽烟的美女挫败了，她正在酒吧休息一下，从一些防水油布下面对我说了“perdon”，她的声音里有不少怀疑。
“电影开场我迟到了吗？”我说，试图把腿移过去。
说起来，这位美女的电话号码是多少？
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